I don't understand how can someone who is large built call himself muscular built. I just talked to this guy online and his profile said that he was muscular, and then I look at his upclose pics and I'm like you're fat. End of story. Just cos you've been to the gym this past month and added 1% of muscle, does not make you muscular. Guys, and especially gay ones, always hype up their body. They are worse than girls who say they have hot bobs, hot that..and you always keep the thought to yourself until you start bursting with laughter.
I also hate those who post their cock pics and ass holes online. Ok, great. You have a dick and it's pretty but I'm gonna be looking at your head first, so please give me head shot. Fags are the most complicated.
Then there are the ones who say they are straight acting. HAHAHA. Straight acting my ass. What is so straight acting when you suck cock and get fucked in the ass?? Masc, yes, but please don't say straight acting. I really don't like those guys. Usually they are the ones who wear Abercrombie past the age of 26, say dude all the time and wear their hats backward. Hate it.
Then you have the ones who know they are not your type..like the illegal twinks who post their anorexic bodies and say they have a six pack. Well, yea, congrats...Ribs and a six pack--what a turn on!!! Please work out, start shaving, get some chest hair and then call me. Phew.
The worst is the ones who want to call you and once they do, they don't fucking shut up. Wake up call, guys. We are hooking up, not going to spend life together. Some of them are those guys who say they are not looking for a hook up, but they want a relationship or dates. It gets better. Then, they post their dick, ass photos and say these things!!! Who the fuck is gonna take you seriously when you do this?? Manhunt is not match.com. Move on.
Then you have the ones who can never host or the ones who live in fucking Jersey City. Good luck to you fellas.
So many types, so little time. YOU tell me some of other types I didn't cover.
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oh my gosh! i was just talking to another blogger about the 'straight acting' bullshit. argh. frack it!
Seems to be a popular conversation, I had the same one today also.
It also included...
Well hung = able to be detected with the naked eye
Bottom = post cock pics
Top = post ass pics
Swimmers Build = fits in a pool
Boy = generally over 30
VGL/HOT/etc = mother loves him and was over zealous with compliments resulting in overblown levels of confidence and delusions of personal grandeur
Oh, and using the word "monogamous" in your profile, is a challenge to most out their to try and convince you to sleep with them. That, or the use of monogamous by others is to indicate that they fuck around but only one person at a time.
It's insane... I'd best stop now before I really get worked up.
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